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Darla Shine
10-15-2009, 07:51 AM
I am looking to hire a woman who will come to my house and do the laundry each day, make the beds, vacuum the house, clean the kitchen, wash the toilets, pick up dog poop, drive the kids to their activities, do homework with my children, grocery shop, make dinner, clean up after dinner, play with them, play with the dogs, scrub the shower, mop the floors, run errands for my parents, run errands for my husband, pay the bills, stay up with the kids when they are sick, and worry about them all the time. Plus, you have to be cheerful, patient, healthy, and you have to look good.

The pay? There is no salary. The praise? It is a thankless job.
The perks? You can set your schedule for the most part.
The vacation time? You have no time off. You are on 24/7

Interested?

judesmama
10-15-2009, 11:43 AM
LOL - sorry, I am already employed by a very similar company!

lauramt
10-15-2009, 12:55 PM
Dido, I already hold this position and am looking for the next step in this corporate ladder...... I have a great resume, but, really, I'm totally over qualified... sorry Darla. LOL

miya's mom
10-15-2009, 06:14 PM
Sounds kind of like the job I already have! LOL

Theresa
10-16-2009, 08:55 AM
LOL, Darla. Cute post.

Norah
10-16-2009, 01:39 PM
Lol, love it. You forgot there's no sick time available!

jennypenny
10-16-2009, 01:43 PM
I have that job too. Who knew we all worked for the same company?

fletchmom2
10-18-2009, 02:36 PM
Yep already employed by some man named Fletcher! LOL